September 2009
1 post
“She walked calmly to the stock room, yelled, “FUCK YOU”, poured...”
July 2009
3 posts
“‘Train arrives safely in station’ never makes the headlines.”
“Thanks, Todd, for telling me what my exboyfriend’s last name is.”
But I need someone who pulls my hair and always cheats.
June 2009
7 posts
“Broken hearts last for a million years and that’s how long it takes for...”
“Her mother still calls.”
“Fuck, well, I mean the whole fucking night was a mess, but after the coke was...”
“When she finally arrived home that morning, the first thing she noticed was the...”
“Lucie tried to convince him that he cannot befriend his escort, especially not...”
“It’s not like I’ll ever call her anyways.”
“Punched in the heart during a naked fist fight—sore.”